One question I hear more than any other is What's a Fuzzball??" Allow me to explain:
A Fuzzball is a 30-year-old fallen debutante who lives in Houston, TX with a bossy dog and an even bossier parrot who she SWEARS is the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte.
A Fuzzball prefers animals to most people, because people can really suck sometimes.
A Fuzzball loves music, ALL music ALL of the time. If she's not listening to it, then she's singing it.
A Fuzzball has a mad love for all things British, especially their actors.
A Fuzzball is blissfully happy in a bookstore, preferably one with good music playing in the background. If you look under a Fuzzball's bed you'll usually find an entire library of books that she has dropped there after falling asleep reading.
Fuzzballs are usually incurable romantics, ridiculously optimistic, and bent on making the world a happier place.
Your typical Fuzzball will probably have a completely bizarre sense of humor. Just go with it, it will take you to funny places.
You should also be aware that Fuzzballs are giant nerds. Seriously. Science fiction, computers, the whole shebang.
Fuzzballs are also budding photographers. They love looking at the world through a lens and finding new ways to be creative.
Oh...and you can also look for a Fuzzball in one of the best movies ever made. ;)
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Jim Carrey --to--> Jack White --to--> Kenny Chesney?
Yeah...um...okay...
I'm not just hallucinating on Benadryl, am I?
UPDATE: Here's something else that I forgot: right before Chesney, Renee was dating Irish singer/composer Damien Rice. Are you kidding me? Dump the hot talented Irish artist for KENNY CHESNEY? A man who won't even take his cowboy hat off before marrying you??? Damn, Renee. You've lost it. Really.
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Ok, I don't get Renee. Maybe Carey and White were using her Hollywood connection, but Chesney married her. He is a huge country star couldn't he have found somebody less awkward looking and whose voice doesn't cause glass to crack?
Posted by: Bombadil | May 11, 2005 at 07:09 AM
The better question might be, "Couldn't she have found someone better than that bald, no-talent ass clown who represents all that is unholy and wrong with the music industry?"
Posted by: Pete | May 11, 2005 at 03:00 PM
Uh, yes. That would definitely be a better question. Should I round up the lynch mob now? :P
Posted by: Tracy | May 11, 2005 at 03:19 PM
Okay, my respect for Renee Zellweger just dropped several notches. It was at all time highs after Chicago, but she's just used up a lot of good will with me.
Maybe I'm biased against Chesney because a close friend of mine, who is 18, pregnant, and giving up the baby for adopion, was emailed an MP3 of There Goes My Life along with the note "Think about it!!!!" People are assholes, and that song was the messenger.
Posted by: Charlie | May 12, 2005 at 07:41 AM